Hey, Gang! Man, they’ve been raising the food prices since Covid but I just came upon this fantastic Turkey special. I’m going! Join Me! Happy Holiday Dining! -JB Â
Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older:Â
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 Men have two motivations: hunger and sex, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow
 All of us could take a Lesson
 and ….On a more cheery note… Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.Â
Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives, such as in this example:Â “Let’s eat grandpa.” vs “Let’s eat, grandpa”
We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.
